(via antinwo)
“Can you teach me how to make a plant from a plant?”
“Cuttings, mom?”
“I always ask couples what their favorite things about each other are…”
“Well we aren’t a couple. We’re just friends. I’m helping him walk.”
“Oh, um…..”
“But we can still answer. I love his honesty.”
“And she’s my favorite person to have next to me.”
We’re kids building models of a world that we may want to live in
Pat the Bunny
(via project-argus)
Because stairs are lame.
If you’re going to have a rock wall, I give you my blessing, but doooon’t have it above the stairs.
Also, I’m incredibly curious what that man downstairs is reading.
(via bridgetsnapdragon)
Reggie Watts is a genius.
Ohmygoodness, I’m dying. Reggie Watts is a born troll in the best possible way.
welcome to amreeka.
Really disappointed in my mom for having tried to hang an American flag on Memorial Day.
“Can I sit here?”
“Yeah, just be sure to not sit on the flag.”
-sits directly on flag-
(via damonwells)
(via tea-for-one-)
I’ve made a lot of mistakes
Ive made a lot of mistakes
Sufjan Stevens
